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r33va:

omg that puppy looks like my Bruno :(

BABY COME BACK

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simonefiasco:

THE ELUSIVE FEMALE ORGASM

if you’ve ever seen a porn you know what a female orgasm looks like… but have you ever experienced one first hand? no? well, you should get off your computer and hop to it, because it’s fucking majestic. there are actually multiple types of female orgasms and 6 of them will be discussed here-

1. CLITORAL- the clitoris is the most sensitive and one of the most nerve rich areas in the human body. every woman is different, some prefer a gentler touch… while others like it rough, so test the waters a little bit. but for god’s sake- DON’T BITE IT. (unless you know for a fact that she’s into that ridiculously painful shit)

Clitoral orgasms can be very intense and are very pleasurable, they’re relatively easy to achieve through oral stimulation and/or with a toy

2. VAGINAL- now you may be thinking… but the whole thing is the vagina, right? wrong. wrong. wrong. wrong! take a moment to study this diagram. are we clear now? good. carrying on. 

This kind of orgasm takes longer time to achieve and rhythmic thrusting is often the best way to it. 

Many women describe this kind of orgasm as “less intense” then clitoral but more deeply felt. They feel it as a pressure that slowly grows and explodes deep inside of a woman’s vagina. But remember everyone is different…

3. G-SPOT- During sexual arousal, the tissue surrounding the urethra becomes engorged with blood and the Paraurethral/Skenes glands produce and fill with prostatic fluid. This area on the front wall of the vagina becomes that same mysterious and sensitive spot… the G-SPOT…

In fact, this process is very similar to the process of male arousal. As a result, the urethral sponge becomes “erected” and if you touch, it feels firm. This is a kind of female hard-on. The only difference is that it all happens on the inside of a woman’s vagina.

There are different ways of stimulating the G spot. Rhythmic pushing or circular friction movements are the best for achieving this kind of orgasm. I use a lot special Tantric sensual massage techniques for stimulating this area of a woman’s body.

This orgasm may also lead to female ejaculation

*some women do not actually have a g-spot (unfortunately)

4. SQUIRTING- an instructional video on how to squirt

5. A-SPOT- This kind of female orgasm is achieved by stimulation of an area deep in the vagina (about 7-10 cm (3-4”) deep) on the front wall of it. It is the same wall as where the G spot is situated.

Many women find the feeling incredibly pleasurable while some may not like it at all. Keep it in mind when experimenting.

After an orgasm the A-spot does not become too sensitive because of different kind of nerve wiring in this particular area and you can easily continue stimulation bringing your partner to new heights of pleasure.

6. THE DEEP SPOT ORGASM (THE POSTERIOR FORNIX ORGASM)

Direct stimulation of the deep spot can cause very intense orgasms. Some women may feel as if they are having anal sex. This kind of female orgasm get responses like’ “I never felt like this before” or “What are you doing? It’s amazing!” This particular area is not widely recognized so very few women have ever experienced those sensations.

This kind of female orgasm can be given with a hand using “Come Here” motions. Use both long and short strokes and you can even use two fingers if you like.

hopefully this will help in your search for the elusive female orgasm. 

Merry Christmas 

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nbaoffseason:

It was reported earlier this morning that Miami Heats forward Chris Bosh could have missed tonight’s game against the Miami Hear to be with his wife as she gave birth, but according to information man David Alridge, Bosh will be back in time. 

With the way the Heat have been playing as of late, Bosh doesn’t seem that necessary.

(Source: gotemcoach)

gotemcoach:

MUST READ: Rose a casualty of NBA schedule

I wrote my stance on Derrick Rose’s injury, as well as this entire NBA season, last night and took some flack. It’s understandable. I’m just some guy with a computer and a tumblr account - I fully admit it. You have no real reason to trust me.

However, I encourage you to read this piece on Rose, by Chicagoan Michael Wilbon. I want the comparisons to be striking, but they’re likely just similar.  Let’s play a brand new game I like to call “I Wrote/Wilbon Wrote.”

I wrote:

Multiple injuries in the same body hemisphere are generally tied to each other.  For example, when you try to run, cut and stop with a bad ankle, you compensate with other parts of your body.  In Rose’s case, he had bleeding in his groin.  He wasn’t 100%.  Without the medical evidence, I could never scientifically correlate the two, but I’d bet the farm Derrick Rose knowingly or unwittingly put undue pressure on other parts of his legs to compensate for his injury.

And here is one cold, hard fact: there is absolutely, postiviely, no chance this accelerated, 66-game NBA schedule helped Derrick Rose avoid injury, or recuperate from one.

Wilbon wrote:

I’ve talked with multiple trainers who work with NBA players. They say very few — if any — athletes in the NBA put the pressure on their joints and move their bodies with the torque Rose does. These opinions weren’t offered Saturday, in the wake of Rose tearing his ACL; they were offered in great detail weeks ago, when Rose was trying to come back from one injury, then the next, then the next. What’s that old song: “The leg bone’s connected to the hip bone … .” Well, it is. Everything is connected, and when Rose hurt his toe, it affected his hip, which affected his knee. And he never had the time, in this compressed season, to condition himself the way he had previously — the way he would have this season.

I wrote:

The assumption is Derrick Rose, with the help of advanced medicine and physical therapy, will come back at 100% from this devastating knee injury, but bodies don’t respond the same way.  Just because some athletes have done it doesn’t mean they all will. 

Wilbon wrote:

Players come back from ACL tears all the time now. Tony Allen tore his ACL and MCL and has come back strong. Chris Paul has overcome a serious knee injury suffered in 2010. Rose is a worker. He’ll come back. But how soon and how completely, only time will tell. Will he ever explode and finish at the rim like he did these first 3 1/2 years? God, there’s no guarantee he will.

I wrote:

The league crammed games into the season they had left, and increased the likelihood of serious injury to its players.  Jeremy Lin, Derrick Rose, Ricky Rubio, Kevin Love, Kobe Bryant, among others - the list of NBA injuries is long and impressive.

Wilbon wrote:

One after another, players would go down. Players of significance, we’re talking. Al Horford, Brook Lopez, Eric Gordon, more recently Ray Allen. [Rip] Hamilton would say, “See, I told you. There’s nothing like this season.”

And don’t forget Dwight Howard.  Orlando’s tumultuous season was ruined when Howard shut himself down.  Let’s keep going — I wrote:

Other coaches compensated by resting players, so when you paid your hard earned paycheck to attend a game at your local arena, you were robbed of your opportunity to see you favorite player, or favorite team at full strength.

Wilbon wrote:

Injury avoidance or maintenance has been the key to the entire season. You think Gregg Popovich didn’t know what he was doing when he would simply sit certain players at certain times? Of course Pop knew.

This is the season we paid for, everyone.  We gave the NBA money only to watch coaches sit players for fear of injury.  We watched other players give 100% and grind themselves into the ground.  We watched David Stern break up the legal business deal between two consenting parties which will have widespread, long term consequences on the futures of 4 franchises.  It’s disgusting, and we’re all to blame. We allowed it when we voted with our cash.

I hope David Stern steps down this Summer.  He should.  I hope I’ve learned an important lesson about being a responsible consumer.

Read Wilbon’s full piece here.  Read mine there.

#GotEmCoach

katherinesystem:

gotemcoach:

“THE IRON LEG”

Dirk Nowitzki showed the world his step back jumper.  Kobe Bryant watched Dirk win the 2010-2011 NBA Championship.  Now, Kobe shoots Dirk’s step back jumper.

Some people might slight Bryant for so clearly jacking “The Iron Leg.”  Not me.  I think it’s incredible.  And awesome.

[slideshow of each version]

Dirk created the best post-Olajuwon post move in basketball, Kobe understood it’s value, and put it in his game.  That’s why he’s great — anything to get better.  Last night, Bryant used it in the Playoffs.

You know, “imitation is the highest form of flattery,” but before you go thinking Kobe’s gone all mushy with the compliments…

“I improved his move.  I can shoot mine from the three-point line.  He can’t do that… Dirk does it well, I do it better.  Mine’s a little sexier.”

-Kobe Bryant

#GotEmCoach

“Mine’s a little sexier.” LOL oh Kobe

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